January 2011
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it’s too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won’t get it.
;)
LOL
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What I don't and will never get
Friend on Facebook 1: Oy mag-online ka!
Friend on Facebook 2: Oh?
Friend on Facebook 1: May sasabihin ako sa'yo.
Friend on Facebook 2: Ano yun?
Friend on Faceboon 1: Teka, message ko sayo.
Stress. Been there. Still there.
Forever there.
Just ‘cause some cute girl likes the same bizarre crap you do, that...
– Rachel Hansen, 500 Days of Summer
Kinda thankful for Tumblr errors right now. Being stuck at a certain page for forever puts an end to this pointless act of backreading n pages on the site and liking almost every picture on my dashboard.
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Ano balak niyo gawin ng loved one/s (pwedeng...
Bilang Tuesday ito at maaga ako kinabukasan… Papasok ako at uuwi ng maaga at mapayapa.
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@toomuchgoldschlager, I hope I got that right
Here. Hahaha.
Perceptions.
ifonlyicouldwritelikedallas:
Being realistic is too often perceived by others as pessimistic.
Understanding and accepting the world for the way it works and people for the way they behave is not pessimistic.
I hated school. I hated school, and I didn’t realize why. I thought I was -...
– Andrew Garfield (via sheenalovessunsets)
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Scrollin' Down my fucking...
Kakagising ko lang at akala ko din makakapag-aral ako…
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When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
idlt:
You’re like: What do I say?
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In need of a fresh hair cut
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So the list of interviewees for UPCM Class of 2016 is already out…
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name things you cant live without
oxygen, food, water, clothes, house, land to walk on, money, my computer and all the good stuff in it and the internet lol.
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Yung "Kamote-que, Kamote-fries or Popcorn"...
Nako naman, nag-abala ka pa! Hahaha! Popcorn pa rin. Mabigat sa tyan ang kamote baka mahirapan ako lumangoy.
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Kamote-que, Kamote-fries or Popcorn?
Popcorn na lang. Tapos?
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This is quite a story...
ilyketurtles:
snobbyprivateschoolbitch:
This is amazing.
LOL
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…the best songs are the ones that bring you back to the moment you first...
– Gossip Girl
LOL
When two teenagers change their relationship...
“Having sex” should totally be added to Facebook’s relationship status options.
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